We were just chatting with someone the other day about that new (ish) restaurant over by Kirby, Twin Peaks. When the billboard was first put up we got really excited that it was going to be a David Lynch themed joint, complete with apple pie and drinks called Laura Palmers (half . . . → Read More: Happy Hump Day!]]>

We were just chatting with someone the other day about that new (ish) restaurant over by Kirby, Twin Peaks. When the billboard was first put up we got really excited that it was going to be a David Lynch themed joint, complete with apple pie and drinks called Laura Palmers (half ice tea/half blood!), but we were sadly mistaken. It’s just one of those wannabe Hooters places where girls wear no clothing.

Seriously guys, (since BooTown is overwhelmingly fem) is that cool? Is it fun to go eat wings delivered to you by girls with big boobs who would never date you and just want big tips? Is this something that brings dudes in?

It’s OK if you say yes, we are just curious and don’t understand your species sometimes. Maybe you should write a story about it for the next Grown-up Storytime and clue us in.

This video was sent to us recently and made/ruined our week. Why does this exist?

We searched around for something to match it and had a really hard time, but here is the best we could find. What the hell was . . . → Read More: Two for Tuesday: Disturbing 80s Sitcom Episodes]]> It’s only Tuesday, and we’ve already been through the ringer and back.

This video was sent to us recently and made/ruined our week. Why does this exist?

We searched around for something to match it and had a really hard time, but here is the best we could find. What the hell was wrong with the 80s?! Why were they always trying to teach us a lesson about the horrors of life.

And on that note – Happy Tuesday.

The Grown-up Storytime Series is ever-growing, ever-entertaining, ever-vigilant. We did a puppet show for the first time! And it was actually pretty cool. There are puppets hanging everywhere in my house, but whatever. Now we . . . → Read More: Happy New Year!]]> The first half of BooTown’s season has been pretty rad, and it’s probably gonna be even rad-er in 2012.

The Grown-up Storytime Series is ever-growing, ever-entertaining, ever-vigilant. We did a puppet show for the first time! And it was actually pretty cool. There are puppets hanging everywhere in my house, but whatever. Now we are gearing up for our second larger show of the season…MIJO. If you like Roadhouse, moustaches, and hi-fives, then you will like this show. OH YEA and XXXMas (bootown’s holiday party) returned at our buds new bar – Double Trouble. Go there, it’s cool.

Jillian VanZelfden and Jerry Mouse do…something weird at GUST 42.

And here’s a photo of a unicorn getting it’s head cut off during the puppet show.

xo

emily

And here’s the comment -

“You’re supposed to drive into the tornado, it’s the Oklahoma way. the hail just make cute dimples on your car, if you get out it will konk you on the head. That’ll learn ya orange slice. Oklahoma is the debil. There’s nothing to do . . . → Read More: favorite. youtube. comment. ever. (on our channel at least)]]> Here’s the video -

And here’s the comment -

“You’re supposed to drive into the tornado, it’s the Oklahoma way. the hail just make cute dimples on your car, if you get out it will konk you on the head. That’ll learn ya orange slice. Oklahoma is the debil. There’s nothing to do but suck your cousin’s titties and drank. ”

Go Team.